12.01.07
Oh… Alright!
Apparently I have been “tagged” by my sister-in-law. So, to appease these women who have started chasing each other all over the internet and didn’t realize I’m a boy and not a girl, I will give 8 random things about myself that you may not know. Beware, this is pretty dull.
1. I was once a woman.
2. My dad once intervened when a woman tried to offer me narcotics.
3. I was mugged in 8th grade.
4. I once infected my Social Studies by improperly dispersing a volatile amount of ch4.
5. I have soiled myself 3 times since my Senior year in Highschool.
6. I survived a brutal attack aimed at neutering me.
7. I’m in a book.
8. I once played soccer with real, full-blooded Indians.
